A superhero that wears glasses for his disguise without anyone knowing that he is superman. He is not so super considering a green rock is his weakness.
by TheJimst3r March 28, 2016
When a Man or Women cums on their mates back and put the bed sheet on their back. Thus making them, when they get up to chase you, look like Superman.
Danielle got mad a Joey for cumming on her while she slept, while they where running through the house Joey noticed she looked like SUPERMAN with the bed sheet stuck on her back from the cum.
by Jolly Giant Leprachuan March 24, 2010
To have sex "doggy style" and ejaculate on her neck and roll her over the sheets....when she stands up, the sheet will have stuck to her neck like a superhero...hence superman.
by 1243 December 29, 2007
Person 1: Do you like superman?
Person 2: Hell yeah.
Person 1:I know right at least he isn't so self absorbed like batman
Person 2: Hell yeah.
Person 1:I know right at least he isn't so self absorbed like batman
by Ryan Allen webb March 28, 2018
1.Wears blue tights, red underwear, a red cape, red boots and big red "S" on his chest. Also known as "Kal El" or "Cal Al" or "Kel El" among other misspellings and pronunciations. From the planet Krypton. Aparently gay, if you've seen the latest film, "Superman Returns."
2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories.
3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.
2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories.
3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.
by sternwise December 23, 2006
A Superman is when you take a crap so huge that it makes two turns in the bowl forming an S shape. This is very similar to a "Crowd Pleaser" shit because you want to show somebody your accomplishment.
by Mick3 February 11, 2008
by pentozali March 10, 2008