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"So drunk that you're too high to care"
Damn its 5am im floated.
by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs August 26, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High
Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!
by aka GOD February 19, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.
Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?
by sinsforeal June 10, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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a tasty cold treat that is a combination of a slushy and soft serve ice cream. This concoction can also be mixed together. The floated comes from the ice cream floating in the slushy and not mixed obviously.

aka: floater
"would you like that mixed or floated"
"floated!"
by Wonder Chick February 19, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function
"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"
by wondla May 25, 2016
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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