Spaff

A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
by LukeSpaffy October 28, 2006
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Spaff

spaffing. the action of overshooting when accelerating and never reaching the target.
descriptive term applied in particular to boid movements.
boid1 wants to get to boid2. with each step it takes towards boid2, the steps get larger, so it will eventually go past boid2, whereupon each step will get smaller until the steps become negative and boid1 reverses direction and moves towards boid2 again, it step it takes getting larger, and so forth. boid1 will continue spaffing around boid2 forever. incidentaly, the 'shape' of its movement is a sin wave.
by barn March 07, 2005
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Spaff

Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....
Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"
by Nocturnal Eccentric December 30, 2009
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Spaff

To jizz in ur eye by accident.
by lolololololoololl November 24, 2016
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spaff

bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
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spaff

A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 09, 2013
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spaff

a slang word used in alternative of seamen
Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!
by belsmith the belsniff June 11, 2015
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