spafford

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....

by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006

spaffords

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.

The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.

by OhioSM September 30, 2023

A prog rock band from AZ that currently tours the country playing in front of fans who wanted to get spaffed

I was at the show and Spafford was hot as F and we all got spaffed!

by Spaffnerds January 7, 2020

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!