shit the bed

Totally dropping the ball. Not coming through on something.

When Mike didn't show up for practice, he totally shit the bed on the rest of the band members.

by Glen W. June 9, 2005

Shit the Bed

Make a HUGE mistake that can cost you a game or anything of value.

Pete "The Cheat" Carroll really "Shit the Bed" on that last call. It was so bad it cost him the Super Bowl.

by Don Zee February 3, 2015

Shit the bed

When something quits working or is about to stop working.

Can I call you back? My phone is about to shit the bed.

by Dgrace420 July 9, 2009

Shit the bed

A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.

To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.

"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"

"Shit the bed, that feels good!"

"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"

by Phil1974 December 19, 2006

Shits the bed

When a movie or TV series does well enough through out, then at the end completely and utterly ruins it so badly it makes you forget any good points it may have had.

The series was alright, but it really shits the bed at the end.

by Hopeful_monster February 19, 2012

Shit the bed

In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.

GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.

Tony Blair:..Shit the bed

by Josh. S April 22, 2005

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020