V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen, then proceeding to beat the hell out of the woman and pat down the ejaculate and blood with a yellow, absorbent towel you bought off TV.
by Wyc April 6, 2009
1) The fucking annoying commercials on tv that either make you want to kill yourself or the guy doing the commercial.
2) When you're having sex and then the girl stops and proclaims "you're real satisfying"
2) When you're having sex and then the girl stops and proclaims "you're real satisfying"
by pjhockey3 May 19, 2009
a two handed handjob, done with bliss and speed. a very particular 78 degree spin must be made in alternating directions with both hands to succeed.
Finish with an orgasmic SHAMWOW!
Finish with an orgasmic SHAMWOW!
by ABCs? just have sex October 17, 2009
An alternative way of saying "That's what she said" which is more appropriate for use in public places or around children.
Shamwow.
by Vince-Offer March 30, 2011
Oh damn i spilt juice on the carpet, i might as well get the lighter cause shamwow blows dogs for quarters.
by pointertubby April 1, 2009
Slang for sexual intercourse.
by Skullfucked December 27, 2008
The act of skeeting and pissing in a towel then slapping someone with it, usually your sexual partner.
by (-slimTHUG-) December 18, 2009