Bitches and Magnets 

A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense

Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?

Bro 2: Bitches and magnets

Bitches and Magnets by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013

ace magnets 

In Texas Holdem, a hand consisting of two Kings. They are called ace magnets because more often than not there will be an Ace on the flop, meaning anyone with an ace in their hand now has a pair of aces which beats your pair of kings.

I lose so much money with ace magnets I should start folding them preflop.

ace magnets by dave090906 September 10, 2006

eye magnets 

nice tits/boobs/breasts

whwaaaa look at her eye magnets

eye magnets by Steph May 31, 2004

Neodyium Magnets 

Some bullshit made up by Tyson Vacuums to let all people know that they have superior ghost catching vacuums/purple sex machines.

These ghostbuster suits have neodyium magnets making them both superior in ghost trapping ability as well as excellent purple sex machines.

Neodyium Magnets by RESTEKP47 December 14, 2010

hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.

It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.

hand magnets by Speck747 November 11, 2015

Booboo magnets

Shoes that easily pick up doodoo/poop/dookie/shit

Damn bruh you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in the house

Booboo magnets by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021

Fuckin' Magnets 

How do they work?!

Shaggy: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!

Me: Uh well you see Shaggy, positrons from one magnet are attracted to electrons from another.

Fuckin' Magnets by Carador October 21, 2010