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1.
(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.
Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.
by Boggler March 18, 2005

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2.
One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.
Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."

Mike: "Those are my friends"

Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"
by Oldschool22 January 04, 2012