83 definitions by Steph

a person with two different souls stuck inside of them with two totally different personalities
if you are schizophrenic, one minute you'll be happy and smiling, then the next minute, you'll be in tears
by Steph March 21, 2005
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Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!
by Steph April 19, 2005
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Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.
Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.
by Steph January 25, 2004
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Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player

He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.
very fit guy that is great @ playin footy
by Steph August 31, 2004
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