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In Texas Holdem, a hand consisting of two Kings. They are called ace magnets because more often than not there will be an Ace on the flop, meaning anyone with an ace in their hand now has a pair of aces which beats your pair of kings.
I lose so much money with ace magnets I should start folding them preflop.
by dave090906 September 10, 2006
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Going allin when you have 1500 chips and the blinds are still at 10/20
It's the first hand of a $1 tournament, and one of the players has a great hand, like ace-ten offsuit, so he immediately donkey bets all his chips all in.
by dave090906 September 10, 2006
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A form of poker where you alternate between different poker games. HORSE is an acronym where each letter stands for one of the games:

Holdem
Omaha hi/lo
Razz
Stud
stud Eight or better
The highest buyin event of the 2006 World Series of Poker was a $50,000 HORSE tournament, which was won by Chip Reese.
by dave090906 October 11, 2006
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In hi/lo split poker games such as Omaha Hi/Lo or Stud Hi/Lo, a hand consisting of the ace, two, three, four, and five of the same suit. It is simultaneously the best possible low hand (5-4-3-2-A) and a very strong high hand (straight flush), and will therefore almost always win at least 3/4 of the pot. Wheel refers to any 5 high straight, the flush is what makes it a "steel" wheel.
Last time I got quads playing Omaha on Pokerstars, someone had a steel wheel and he ended up scooping the pot.
by dave090906 September 12, 2006
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Senator fighting to make sure no family is hurt by any form of gambling other than horse racing, lotteries, and fantasy sports.
If it weren't for Bill Frist, I would have clicked my mouse and lost my house.
by dave090906 October 11, 2006
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A promotion on Party Poker that takes extra rake from cash games and puts it into the prize pool of a huge donkament to be held over Memorial Day Weekend of 2007. Whinging among cash game players is commonplace because of the money it is costing them. Donkeys like the Monster because donkeys like jackpots. Tournament players like the Monster because they are the recipients of all the free money from the cash game players. Despite threats to move to Pokerstars, traffic on Party Poker is as strong as ever.
50 cents of monster rake out of a 5 dollar pot in 100NL? That's insane. Why does anyone play these tables?
by dave090906 September 10, 2006
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A word that, despite being among the most common in the language, not everyone is sure of the meaning of.
It depends on what your definition of the word is is.
by dave090906 September 13, 2006
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