Katy Perry 

A poor mans Zooey Deschanel.

Person 1: Wow, Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel look exactly the same.

Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.

Person 1: Lol, yeah.

Katy Perry by oh that dog o mine January 7, 2011

Katy Perry 

A talentless, homophobic, bulimic turd.

When I first heard Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl," I figured she was a life-long dedicated smoker. After seeing her live on TV at New Years 2009, she just turned out to be a shitty singer with terrible lyrics who used studio editing to make her records sell and not sound off-key. She was pretty hot, but then I noticed this giant bra strap showing from beneath her thin shirt, connoting fake tits were afoot, and by circumstantial evidence, it is possible that she throws up to stay skinny.

Katy Perry by lee wolfgang October 25, 2009

katy perry 

A shinning example of all that is right with the modern music industry.

underrated writing skills and extremely underrated vocals. Hit maker of the decade but kiddos keep coming for her just because she's no longer obsessed with charts. When she gets signed to a proper record label and flopitol stops sabotaging her is over for you hoes.

-I love katy perry
-me too bro teenage dream best song of the decade
-and she's got the best super bowl performance bro that was lit

katy perry by kindestpunk October 28, 2020

Katy Perry 

When you go shit during halftime

The game was tied so I went Katy Perry. It was epic!

Katy Perry by SallyCockidilly January 11, 2015

katy perry 

an overrated skank who thinks she can write songs, but her lyrics are the archetype of retardation, songs like "I kissed a girl" and "UR so gay" are songs that can drop one's IQ points 10 pts within a sample of the song, the full song can do SERIOUS damage, so beware

Honor Student: I just got another A on my math test time to celebrate by watching some music videos

*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*

Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!

Honor Student(Henry):DUUUHHHH!!!

katy perry by Dr Jester February 1, 2009

Katy Perry 

Katy Perry is proof that the world is coming to an end.

Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!

Katy Perry by kattyperrysucks June 14, 2008

Katy Perry 

A singer that thinks ur so gay. But she’s the one that kissed a girl and liked it

Katy Perry: I kisses a girl I liked it
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah

Katy Perry by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019