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guinea pig 

small rodent, about twice the size of a hamster, very hyper active and the size of a fully grown hamster when young, but will grow lazy and fat. they're are not suited for any excercise and will mostly die if forced to any excess movement. though they only eat vegetables, some fruit, pellets, soft hay, grass and specialy developped food for rodents, they'll attempt to eat anything, as long as it's close enough to they're mouth. they sometimes may act blind for food, hoping to get more. many find them adorable and cute, and keep them as pet, as they're easier to care for then most other pets. they produce very high-pitched and loud noises when hungry or hearing a noise they relate to food or someone who bring them food, impossible for any creature not from the family of caviae, including humans. they're related to the capibara, world's biggest rodent, wich is sometimes also kept as a pet.

If you want to take a guinea pig as pet, remember that they're group animals and you're forced to buy multiple in order to avoid a depression. also, you should provide a compost bin, as guinea pigs produce much of that...
a fully plastic cage advised, else they'll throw much food away, hoping they'll get more and better food.
i love my guinea pig, he's fluffy and produces lots of manure for my plants in exchange for wortheless vegetables
guinea pig by redharvest July 31, 2011
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Guinea Pig 

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
Guinea Pig by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019

guinea pig 

Clean rodent with no visible tail. Strictly vegetarian. Comes in large variety of colors and hair styles. Sheds hair at a fast rate. Like humans, it cannot produce its own vitamin C, so must take it in it's diet. Lives 3-8 years. Usually very friendly and affectionate. Makes a wide range of noses, from squeaking, purring, chirping and chattering. Their mind control powers are pure fiction. Really.
What are you squeaking about, Kiki? I already feed you earl... MUST OBEY THE PIG. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, EMPRESS KIKI.
guinea pig by fred-of-fred December 22, 2004

Guinea Pig 

The guinea pig, also called the cavy or domestic guinea pig, is a species of rodent belonging to the family Caviidae and the genus Cavia. Despite their common name, these animals are not in the pig family, nor are they from Guinea.

Scientific name: Cavia porcellus
Lifespan: 4 – 8 years
Gestation period: 59 – 72 days (Adult)
Mass: 1.5 – 2.6 lbs (Adult)
Higher classification: Cavia
Length: 7.9 – 9.8 in. (Adult)
Guinea Pig by SqizilixYT July 11, 2016

guinea pig 

Any car exceeding the speed limit, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the "Guinea Pig" will get caught in any Speed Trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way.
I always look for a "Guinea Pig" when I have to drive through the city. It makes it so much easier to make good timing safely.
guinea pig by Rawhide July 24, 2006

guinea pig 

A larger version of a wordhamster/word. Goes good with barbecue sauce.
I just fried me up a guinea pig the other day, and it was damn good! They oughta sell these things at KFC...
guinea pig by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

Guinea Pig 

Oh my lil Guinea pig is so cute
Guinea Pig by Dreaminqs August 28, 2016