Conan

An American late night talk show host who's face resembles some kind of rodent.

"Do you think Conan pays the audience to laugh at his jokes."
"Der!"

by olympus October 2, 2005

conan

The greatest of the great late-night talk show hosts, who will take over for Leno at the tonight show in 2009.

Conan is so much better than that no-talent assclown/fucktard Leno.

by The Beer Baron October 7, 2004

conan

The ultimate warrior.

Conan the barbarian.

by ho berry May 16, 2008

Conaned

Named after Conan O'Brien from NBC, this is when someone is thirty minutes late to an event.

"Dude, why are you so mad?"
"My date was a half hour late last night!"
"Oh shit, she Conaned you!?"

by addiecohen January 10, 2010

The Conan

When a network terminates a long-lasting relationship with one of its stars and then prohibits him/her from appearing on television for a set period of time.

This entertainment industry term comes from the 2010 Tonight Show conflict when NBC decided to give The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno, while previous host Conan O'Brien was given a contract prohibiting him from make any appearance on television until May 2010 and prohibiting him from returning to television as a host until September 2010.

MSNBC ended its contract with Keith Olbermann, and they're giving him The Conan for at least six months.

by The Cone-Files January 26, 2011

Conanned

Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.

I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.

by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010

Conanized

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.

Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.

by Im4Coco February 3, 2010