A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.
Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids
by keebles October 25, 2005
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An omnipotent grand master wizard. He can control the universe around him with a single thought. Reality is nothing to him.
Bret: " Captian Pritchard is a dick"
Bret: *dies*
by Jake Meyers September 25, 2019
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Someone who is really into Margwar, perhaps possibly a leader of some sort of group of black booted, black trench coat wearing ,comic book reading virgins...
I went to the magic the gathering club meeting last night and our leader Macphesto was telling us about the dwarven power crystal...

Macphesto is an example of a Captain Margwar
by MicahG5 October 19, 2004
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This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR
by J March 25, 2005
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A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.
by jillabc March 23, 2008
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1: Noun, a companion and helper of The Doctor on the Brittish television show Doctor Who. An omnisexual conman who runs the secret organization Torchwood. After becoming a fixed point in time, he ages very slowly, and eventualy becomes the (SPOILER) Face Of Boe.
2: adj. Someone who is very sexualy active, or makes lots of inapropreate passes, jokes or enjoys such. A boundless flirt.
3: Captian of the Inuendo Squad.
Gwen: Have you ever eaten Alien meat before?

Captian Jack Harkness: Yeah, once.

Gwen: What was it like?

Jack: Well, he enjoyed it!
by CuriousKuro October 2, 2011
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the motherfucker that will help a hoe...when she in a tight spot
my tire is flat...will u come change it?...will u be my captian save a hoe
by Saxon Trippin Lewis... September 19, 2006
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