cupertino high school

Referred to as Tino. Rivals are Monta Vista High School and Lynbrook. Not rated as high as the other 2 academically, but is definitely better all-around. They play MV every year in the helmet game to determine the shittier football team. Has somewhat lower concentration of asians, less competitive and sheltered, and more diverse in that it has more non-asian people than MV and lynbrook. Kids still live for grades and snakes will backstab you to get into a better college.

Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.

Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)

It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.
Cupertino high school kid 1: What are you doing this weekend bro?
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.

Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...
by Astroshark8000 December 11, 2018
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Cupertino cuckoo-clock

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.
Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.
by MisterInvisible December 27, 2011
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Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
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cupertino

Land of the toyotas

A town where passive aggressiveness is frequently mistaken for intelligence.
cupertino is a shit hole
by takshivjorlika May 01, 2021
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Cupertino Kool-Aid

When someone is absolutely convinced that iPhones are the only smartphone option, iPads are the only tablet in the market, and Macs or Macbooks are the only laptop worth considering, they have drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid (also known as the "Apple juice".
Derrick is seriously obsessed with his Apple products. He considers Android users as sub-human. The boy has really drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid.
by ViperGeek February 26, 2024
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Cupertino

Person A: "Dude, I ate an Apple today!

Person B: "Wow dude, you're gonna Think different in a Cupertino state of consciousness for the rest of the day!
by SomeBoyNamedSue July 22, 2019
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cupertino communist

1. Someone who believes Cupertino should be part of China because there is so many Chinese people living there.

2. A China born immigrant who buys a nice house, has a good family and nice job in Cupertino
My goodness, why is everything in Cupertino expensive. Maybe they should start the Cupertino communist party.
2. Man, those Cupertino communist took my job.
by Brokecollegestudebt November 10, 2019
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