Cupertino Cappuccino 

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.

John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.

Cupertino Cappuccino by ImAwesomeProductions July 21, 2011

cupertino rainbow 

Cupertino Rainbow is a term that originated in the porn industry,used to describe the sexual practice of smearing dyed or colored fecal matter on the back of one's partner by application of the penis used as a "paintbrush" following anal sex. The coloring of the fecal matter is achieved by the insertion of small colored wax pellets or "rainbow drops" into the rectum prior to initiating the sex act. Once the pellets melt the colored fecal matter can be applied via fingers or penis. Some enthusiasts or "rainbow chasers" photograph the results of the act for display as art. This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape "Some Whore Under the Rainbow

"she was pretty open minded , but would never allow me to try the cupertino rainbow with her"

cupertino rainbow by DMZ1978 May 24, 2008

Cupertino Steamer 

when Apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. It ends with people being completely pissed off after their hopes have been shattered.

Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.

Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!

Cupertino Steamer by atontonamous September 9, 2009

Cupertino cuckoo-clock 

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.

Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.

Cupertino cuckoo-clock by MisterInvisible December 27, 2011

Cupertino Alien 

There have been reports of extraterrestrial life amid Cupertino residents. This life form has been spotted by a student who works at the wheat field as a hobby.

This alien is mocked by high school students due to its absurdity.

This is absurd, how can an alien be at Cupertino- a city which excels in technology?

This rumor of the Cupertino Alien is quite interesting.

Cupertino Alien by Edward Dhruv June 5, 2011

cupertino communist 

1. Someone who believes Cupertino should be part of China because there is so many Chinese people living there.

2. A China born immigrant who buys a nice house, has a good family and nice job in Cupertino

My goodness, why is everything in Cupertino expensive. Maybe they should start the Cupertino communist party.
2. Man, those Cupertino communist took my job.

cupertino communist by Brokecollegestudebt November 10, 2019

Cupertino Waffle 

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".

If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!

Cupertino Waffle by heilschnaps May 15, 2023