Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.
Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.
Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.
Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.
Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.
by U2rockyoursocks August 27, 2006
Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual
by El Toronja May 4, 2006
An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.
by Garren17 May 13, 2009
by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009
One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.
Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!
by Poken U. Rarse December 5, 2011
ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!
by hb94 September 23, 2009