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1. ass burglar
1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix
Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.
by brandon + darren Sep 17, 2003 add a video
2. ass burglar
One who steals goods from another's ass.
The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)
by brandon + darren Sep 17, 2003 add a video
3. ass burglar
One who burgles ass
God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.
by b-randon Sep 11, 2003 add a video
4. ass burglar
A male who ass rapes another male with some type of trumpet or other instrument.
PMAN3418 around all of the marching band guys in the locker room.
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