Top Definition
goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....
last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.
#cop a feel #flick a bean #scratch the hatch #goose #dash a gash
by L briggs September 24, 2006
Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).
He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.
#goosing #pinching #nipping #gooseing #groping
by Adam Dexter August 02, 2007
Poking someone in the butt (mainly the hole) through clothing, and yelling out "goose!"
Goosing;

1. Goosing; when one sticks their finger in a hole it does not belong.

Example;

Hayley: -gooses Lani-

Lani: -screams in annoyance-

Hayley: Goose! You've been goosed! I goosed you!

Lani: Quit goosing me!!
#booty #butt #goose #goosing #butt poke #butt hole #butthole
by shartqueefa September 08, 2015
Goosing 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb up the ass anus, catch the girl by surprise and she'll scream like a goose.
"Man, I was goosing jenny so hard last night. She'll be eating bread for a week"
#goosing #gooseing #goosed #quack #quacking
by couchdog August 07, 2014
Term used for drinking grey goose vodka
Tonight we will be goosing all night long.
#goosing #tell #saying #it #doing
by alonzo j jordan April 02, 2012
Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.
Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa.

DoGg: fs GOOSING yUTTER xd
#goos #goose #goosing #gooster #goosterlution #total #jones
by ChubStain July 08, 2011
abandoning a friend while you were being his wing man caused by social awkwardness,inhiberation or ejecting from a jet.
ex 1:" I was talking to these girls but my friend kept goosing by talking about Lord of the Rings."

ex 2:" My roommate was giving me advice on picking up a girl at a party. He ended up goosing me because he had so much SoCo that he had to be carried home."

ex: 3: Top Gun.
#topgun #dangerzone #wingman #goosed #jets #drinking
by ryanel March 25, 2010
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