Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty
$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!
by Ibuddy66 June 2, 2018
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An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.
Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
by Ibuddy66 June 9, 2018
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It is the finishing touches after you are called an ASSH0LE by the concensus.
Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed
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Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)
There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.
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I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.
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a stool that has not yet been flushed down the toilet.
i couldn't believe that there was a lazing stool in their bathroom!
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A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
“My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo
by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021
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