7 definitions by Not Ian Paisley
The act of sticking your erect tallywhacker into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
The act of sticking your erect cock into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
Taking copious amounts of heroin and being a menace to society then Biting your sons ear off
Whilst on Facebook live
Whilst on Facebook live
by Not Ian Paisley October 10, 2022
The act of dropping a hot steaming deuce into the parish church’s tabernacle just before Sunday mass and when it is time for the holy sacrament the priest opens the tabernacle only to be confronted by your steaming hot stool
The dirty benidict
“Fr murphy was less than impressed to find a menacing stool in the tabernacle on Sunday”
“Oh no shouted mrs oreillly someone has done a dirty benidict “
“Fr murphy was less than impressed to find a menacing stool in the tabernacle on Sunday”
“Oh no shouted mrs oreillly someone has done a dirty benidict “
by Not Ian Paisley November 22, 2021
A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021
Filling a woman’s gaping asshole to the brim with that salty meat extract paste then pushing your hot meat stick into the cocktail of stool and meat paste for 3 mins let set and serve straight into your mouth
by Not Ian Paisley November 7, 2022
Absolutely slamming your one eyed yogurt slinger into the growler off your friends mom at a sleepover .
by Not Ian Paisley November 7, 2022