stoole: a person who wants to have sex every second of the day
Husband: want to have sex?
Wife: your such a stoole.
by lalalalalalalalalalaland February 5, 2011
Get the stoole mug.
1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.
He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.
by razman March 22, 2004
Get the stool mug.
Defication from the anus of a person or creature.
After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
by xaltien August 12, 2003
Get the stool mug.
A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face
Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.
by StoolHater38 December 18, 2016
Get the Stool mug.
A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!
by whitehairedman December 11, 2009
Get the stool mug.
n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.

Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.

Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
by BNrk July 16, 2010
Get the Stool mug.