internet

is for porn.

The internet is for porn.

The internet is for porn.

by Pantshat July 18, 2007

The Internet

1) Full of people who think their opinions mean something

2) The worst thing to happen to the English language since SMS

1) Argh, the internet is good most of the time, but if I have to see a link to ONE MORE BLOG...

2) l33tn00b: OMGGZZ, I LIEK NTSP33K!!
highway to mel: Learn to spell, you backwards dumbarse fuckwit.

by highway to mel March 15, 2006

the internet

teh interwebs

guy 1: when did the internet become a shithole.
guy 2: o u mean teh interwebs. lol

by billymuthafuckinmays February 2, 2009

internet

An excellent creation, where you can get pretty much any information you need at the click of a mouse. But most sites (like MySpace and GameFAQs) are overrun by dumbasses, whiners, fanboys and complete assholes who will never get a life if it could save the world.

Social conversations on the internet look a bit like this:

n00b: shut up lol u r gay
Emo: omg wtf i hate you now im gonna cut myself lol

Sensible gamer: I believe the Wii will be better than the PS3 because I feel like playing in a different way this gen.
Fanboy: U FANBOY, EVRY1 NOWS PS3 IZ BETTA DAN DA WII LOL

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

internet

The greatest waste of time ever devised by man.

I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .

*checks clock*

DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?

by Killing Kittens May 5, 2006

internets

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"

Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!

by Sam Burns July 9, 2006

internet

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

by BigD December 9, 2002