snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

Taco snorting

Eating tacos through one's nose

He won a taco snorting competition

by Lala-poopoo December 7, 2015

Screen-Snorting

Screen Snorting: The act of receiving a snap (only from my gorgeous queen of a woman Amilia) and finding the sender (once again my sexy ass mf Amilia) to be so god damn fine that you must take a hit of the screen, a snort of you will. So you cock ur head back and rail that line of pure gorgeousness.

Girl (Amilia): *sends snap*

Dude: *screen-snorting immediately*

by Baller2424 September 26, 2023

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

New Snort

When something is a new call/news.

That video is a new snort.

by Ak47igmomm November 28, 2019

Reverse Soda Snorting

Laughing when drinking soda and shooting it out your nose, and the burning to follow is like hell fire in your nostrils

I was talking about sex related role-playing activities with my D&D group and one of my friends started reverse soda snorting

by BadDragonToysRUs October 2, 2020

Zoom snort

To snort loudly during a zoom meeting.
To stifle a laugh which causes one to snort

while zooming.

The girls where zoom snorting during their six hour zoom room.

The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.

by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020