crumby

Used when in a situation that is not favorable. See also: crummy

"This traffic is crumby!"
"enuff Z'nuff"

crumby by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003

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crumby humper

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

crumby humper by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009

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crumby neck

the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed

"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"

"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."

crumby neck by kmj72099 June 14, 2010

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Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.

I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!

Crumby Nun by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017