cheater wipes 

baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.

After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.

cheater wipes by monica v May 7, 2010

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

wet wipes

Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.

Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.

Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes

wet wipes by Saty May 18, 2006

Tar Wipes

When one drops a nasty, sticky defection with fecal viscosity that has the consistency of roofing tar. Tar Wipes require multiple wipes and an inordinate amount of toilet paper to clean up.

Frank: Wow Brahhhhh! You were in the crapper a long time. What gives?
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.

Tar Wipes by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Forever Wipes 

After a wicked dump, when no matter how well refined your rectal cleaning technique, you leave the can with a less than immaculate asshole.

Man that bbq was good but talk about forever wipes.

Forever Wipes by Chazamataz11 April 18, 2011

Hannity Wipes 

A pop-up dispenser of greasy waterproof wipes.

Joe reached for the Hannity Wipes before pulling apart rancid pork from a barrel.

Hannity Wipes by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

70 Wipes  

using a huge amount of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a huge runny shit

Justin comes out of the bathroom a proceeds to say it was a 70 wipes

70 Wipes by bogner January 9, 2009