When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011
Get the Turkey Baster mug.Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
by two lips April 20, 2010
Get the Turkey Baster mug.A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.
Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*
by EmoFoxes June 05, 2018
Get the Turkey Baster mug.A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 29, 2007
Get the turkey baster roulette mug.When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.
by The_Administrator December 15, 2010
Get the Hungarian Turkey Baster mug.After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
by Mike Payne April 03, 2008
Get the turkey baster baby mug.A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011
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