Top Shelf 

1. The top part of the net in hockey.

2. Where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

Ex. 1
Fred Cusick: Neely scores top shelf.

Ex. 2
Random Fellow: They scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

Top Shelf by The Sugabear April 29, 2010

Top Shelf 

When two men engage in double penetration (DP) of a female the man in the top hole is going "top shelf".

Dude, I'm down to DP this chick with you but I'm calling top shelf all the way. I don't want your bag slapping all over me.

Top Shelf by nemensclubmpls March 25, 2012

Top Shelf 

When shelfing (or shelving- i.e inserting something in your rectum, usually ecstasy for increased absorption rate) the way that one knows they have done so correctly.
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.

Dude: Here man shelf this.

Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.

Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)

Top Shelf by JC, quoting Jimmy The Greek June 12, 2009

Top Shelf 

Expressing somthing as super awesome and or hot.
Somthing that is dank.

Wow dude that chick is "Top Shelf"
dude this dank is "Top Shelf"

Top Shelf by Jacob Soltero January 11, 2012

top shelf 

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

top shelf by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

top shelf 

when u take off the top part of a toilet and shit in there.

dude go top shelf that shit.

top shelf by lkldjjsk June 30, 2004

Top Shelf 

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.

Top Shelf by Doc September 28, 2003