Top Definition
The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.
Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
#top #shelf #shelfing #toilet #poop #tank #stench
by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009
To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.
My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.
#dipping #dib #chewing tobacco #top shelf #horse-shoeing
by BigOBJ7 March 23, 2007
To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.
My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.
#dipping #tobacco #chew #skoal #dip #horseshoeing
by BigOBJ7 April 02, 2007
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