Doc's definitions

oceanamo

1. oc3an aka ocean aka large body of water, commonly defined as the softie mofo ocean
2. a wet 'mo

dude you're an oceanamo

by doc January 10, 2005

Karl Panko

someone who got his ass kicked by taylor and cried

karl tried to fight taylor and got his ass kicked hard`

by Doc March 27, 2003

nails

White Castle french fries

Gimme ten sliders and a box of nails!

by Doc December 28, 2003

World War II

Briefly: A war in which aproximately 12 million allied soldiers and 33 million civilians lost their lives defending the freedoms many now take for granted.

Had the Allies not defeated the Axis powers in World War II there would be no urban dictionary.

by doc June 10, 2004

Top Shelf

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.

by Doc September 28, 2003

McFly

Originally used in Back to the Future movies and now pertains to three male hookers: Jason the American bitch, Jonas the Swedish pimp, and Russell aka pooh pants

Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!

McFly, why don't you make like a tree and leave!

McFly! I thought I told you...oh wrong room!

121 giga watts! 88 miles per hour!

by Doc April 17, 2004

kinsman crew

strongest youngin crew in silver spring.startred in 2005, started by three boys which is now a 40 man crew. all always strapped, and ready to fight. their territory stretches from four cornes to wheaton in silver spring

"what happened" "i got jumped by the kinsman crew"

by doc April 4, 2005