Doc's definitions

Smegma

A term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. More common with people who have a foreskin or skanky dirty bastards that don't wash.

"I went to take a piss the other day and because I hadn't washed in a while my dick smelt cheesy."

by Doc December 12, 2002

Pooh pants

anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.

Russell is pooh pants.

Russell says pooh pants a lot.

Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.

by Doc April 17, 2004

Karl Panko

someone who got his ass kicked by taylor and cried

karl tried to fight taylor and got his ass kicked hard`

by Doc March 27, 2003

puddy

short for the word "pussy" often used to disguised the word while being exclaimed in a public area.

Coach Randall my puddy is better than yours

by doc May 13, 2005

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

kinsman crew

strongest youngin crew in silver spring.startred in 2005, started by three boys which is now a 40 man crew. all always strapped, and ready to fight. their territory stretches from four cornes to wheaton in silver spring

"what happened" "i got jumped by the kinsman crew"

by doc April 4, 2005

nails

White Castle french fries

Gimme ten sliders and a box of nails!

by Doc December 28, 2003