Doc's definitions

kinsman crew

strongest youngin crew in silver spring.startred in 2005, started by three boys which is now a 40 man crew. all always strapped, and ready to fight. their territory stretches from four cornes to wheaton in silver spring

"what happened" "i got jumped by the kinsman crew"

by doc April 4, 2005

software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004

Top Shelf

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.

by Doc September 28, 2003

puddy

short for the word "pussy" often used to disguised the word while being exclaimed in a public area.

Coach Randall my puddy is better than yours

by doc May 13, 2005

nails

White Castle french fries

Gimme ten sliders and a box of nails!

by Doc December 28, 2003

World War II

Briefly: A war in which aproximately 12 million allied soldiers and 33 million civilians lost their lives defending the freedoms many now take for granted.

Had the Allies not defeated the Axis powers in World War II there would be no urban dictionary.

by doc June 10, 2004

P. Diddy

He can't rap to save his life but love him or hate him you gotta give it to him that's one smart ass brotha and he has millions to prove it. Big clothing companies, big record label, big restaraunts, big tv shows, and he brought you B.I.G. Is his flow tight? Hell naw. Is his pockets deep? Hell yeah. He's a marketing genius.

I want to rap like 2Pac but have money like Diddy. Plus he got with J-Lo, but that doesn't seem hard to do.

by Doc February 28, 2004