46 definitions by Kilkrazy

splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by Kilkrazy January 5, 2005

manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

huff

Noun. Women or girls who get angry with someone they know (who could be male or female) may go into a state of huff in which they will pointedly and illogically ignore the offending person for a considerable period of time.

See also the adjective 'huffy'.

"Mary has been in a huff with Jane for oever a week, since Jane criticised her new scarf."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

quad

Noun: British public school and university slang for the square open meeting place enclosed between the school or college buildings. Short for 'quadrangle'.

"Cricket practice starts at 2:30 so I'll meet you in the quad at 2:15."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

by Kilkrazy October 1, 2004

shabulous

Adjective: Shabby but fabulous. Shabby and chic.

Jamie Oliver looked totally shabulous driving his reconditioned VW camper van.

by Kilkrazy September 30, 2004

The Dark Side

The marketing department, if you work in product development.

See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.

by Kilkrazy January 10, 2005