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1.
Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).
JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.
by BendyBendo January 30, 2007
 
2.
Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....
This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....
by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008