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Sprocket 

an alternate term for ratchet but targeting the male fuckup
ratchet ass bitch!(towards the female),

u a sprocket ass nigga! (towards the male)
Sprocket by Dniking October 15, 2017

shockets 

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets
'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'
shockets by provider44 January 15, 2010
(N.) Otherwie known as the: "camel cricket" because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. Their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. Unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not "chirp".
Dad, kill those damn sprickets with a shoe.
Spricket by JAM October 30, 2003

This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"

Whistling Sprocket 

a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.
Look At YoungWhistling Sprocket Over There!

tog-sprokets

man, theres no such word as tog-sprokets
tog-sprokets by -creed- March 26, 2004