shlonk

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz

'She iz shlonk blud!'

by Dreg July 22, 2004

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA September 1, 2008

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 April 2, 2018

by Don't come back September 26, 2017

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche September 11, 2008

A nickname for the legendary Parker Donk

Dang did you see p shlonk yesterday he was mad cute

by DaddyDonkYurrr October 10, 2021