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Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..
by kebablalova December 16, 2013
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Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..
by kebablalova December 16, 2013
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