shit a brick

A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.

It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.

Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.

by handosome May 20, 2015

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shit a brick

A serious case of constipation;
an expression of shock.

Guy 1: Aw, jeez! I shouldn't have ate all that food... I'm shitting a brick here!

Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!

by Drake Aldan March 9, 2003

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shit a brick

to abandon or run from away from something in fear of being caught.

That arsehole shit a brick! Waste him!

by Veebad March 2, 2004

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shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

by natas666 October 11, 2006

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Shit a brick

A term used to express a state of anger or rage. Usually used in post-conflict chatter. To shit a brick would be insanely painful, hence the pain portrayed in the word.

Dude. My girl caught me playing video games instead of feeding the baby for the 4th time! She almost shit a brick on me.

by MyBigTit March 8, 2011

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