Gandalfzor showed up in her robot-like suit of boxes wrapped in tin foil. "Uhh, what are you?" inquired the LARPmaster.
"I'm a wizard," muttered Gandalfzor.
"Wizards don't wear armor, dude." The LARPmaster sounded annoyed.
"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" cried Gandalfzor.
(later)
Gandalfzor stood atop
the mound amidst the LARPers, "Wherefore doth come whence yon... ohp... I..." Gandalfzor paused noticeably, "I think I just SHARPed in my pants."
The back panel of Gandalfzor's suit was opened and out spilled
brown water and corn.