Scurf

An awesome dog that isn’t bothered when he/she has a hair out of place, loves a sick day in bed, and doesn’t miss an opportunity to stick his/her head out the car window. Gotta get that hair out of place, obviously.

My Shih Tzu/Lhasa Apso is a total scurf.

by JLPB February 13, 2020

scurfed

When something is both scuffed and cursed at the same time

Sweetie you know i love you, but that bowl cut is scurfed

by the_hoffmann April 29, 2019

Scurf

see Dandruff
Dry scaly and shredded skin

''whats dem nasty pieces in ya hair gal looks EWW! SCURF
!''

by sweet jesus July 19, 2006

Scurf

One characterized by wrinkled clothing, matted hair, and unpleasant odor.

Ugh, what a scurf! How could someone go out into public like that?!

by Snausage April 3, 2005

Scurf

Victorian era slang for an exploitive employer or gang-leader.

I'll be paper thin and pale
The "Scurfs" took my life away
I'm patiently sedated
And now my only exit is
Is the cold
Is the cold poetic... Scythe

by AcePunkBeaver February 9, 2021

genital scurf

the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.

see also genital dander

this bitch had a mound of genital scurf up in her drawers!

by Jack October 7, 2004

scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.

I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.

by Bored Office Worker October 16, 2008