by soapy nipples January 15, 2005
Get the scrumpetmug. Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!
by Musumeci December 09, 2014
Get the Scrumpetmug. 1) dude I totally munched on some scrumpets
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"
by cum dumpster July 03, 2005
Get the scrumpetsmug. The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.
Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it
Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day
Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day
by theillestsesh September 03, 2012
Get the Scrumpetmug. a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.
by juyshin September 24, 2008
Get the Scrumpetmug. Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;
A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.
A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.
Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.
Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.
I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.
Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.
I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.
by Lord Pignuts April 21, 2009
Get the Scrumpetmug. by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010
Get the strumpety scrumpetmug.