scrumper

the flap of skin above between your top lip and your top row of teeth.

i got my scrumper pierced, i call him scrumpy

by fluffygutss December 8, 2005

scrumper

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.

"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."

by Astra November 17, 2007

Scrumper

A piercing on the flap of skin between your upper lip and gums. also known as a smiley

Duuddee your scrumper is sick!!
Thankss i just got i pierced this weekend!

by The ShannonTrombley Experience September 16, 2009

Scrumper

A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.

Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!

by Awwjwah2 July 16, 2013

Master Scrumper

A person who has had sex (scrumped) many many women. Usually very attractive men with no cares in the world other than sexing beautiful ladies.

"Did you see that dude with all those chicks?!"

"Yeah man, thats the Master Scrumper"

by heyyaa November 24, 2009