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Scrumper 

A piercing on the flap of skin between your upper lip and gums. also known as a smiley
Duuddee your scrumper is sick!!
Thankss i just got i pierced this weekend!

scrumper 

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.
"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."
scrumper by Astra December 15, 2007

Scrumper 

A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.
Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!
Scrumper by Awwjwah2 August 26, 2013
The band scrumper is full of smelly people. Ewwie #canceled
Scrumper by anonymous August 5, 2026

Master Scrumper

A person who has had sex (scrumped) many many women. Usually very attractive men with no cares in the world other than sexing beautiful ladies.
"Did you see that dude with all those chicks?!"

"Yeah man, thats the Master Scrumper"
Master Scrumper by heyyaa November 24, 2009

scrumber 

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."
scrumber by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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