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poking through the armor 

Having a boner
Andy you are poking through the armor again

Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.
Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.
POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK
hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

poking your poon 

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.
poking your poon by gbp October 3, 2006

poking the bear 

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.
"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."
poking the bear by C E O November 10, 2007