A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.
An incredibly versatile human management tool
An incredibly versatile human management tool
by Kore March 18, 2004
thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?
by Bollocks March 4, 2005
by Karyn & Shaun February 10, 2004
n. 1) A magical ruler of a highschool student.
2) there have been over 6 poking sticks. A poking stick is only classed a poking stick, once the chosen one (the great Jedee Mastahs) has written poking stick on it.
3) it is approx. 41cm, wooden and is found in most newsagents. Various others have been spawned, but the only true one lies in a drawer of my . i mean the chosen ones cupboard drawer of doom.
4) its a ruler, that i called te poking stick when i wrote poke nelson and i would poke people with it.. hours of fun, a great idea
2) there have been over 6 poking sticks. A poking stick is only classed a poking stick, once the chosen one (the great Jedee Mastahs) has written poking stick on it.
3) it is approx. 41cm, wooden and is found in most newsagents. Various others have been spawned, but the only true one lies in a drawer of my . i mean the chosen ones cupboard drawer of doom.
4) its a ruler, that i called te poking stick when i wrote poke nelson and i would poke people with it.. hours of fun, a great idea
by Mattalac December 10, 2003
by Spazzy714 January 13, 2011
some dumb shit that I did cause I am fucking retarded,
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself
by DwightIsAlmighty August 3, 2019