paratrooper 

An act similar to the toboggan, although far more dangerous and painful. You simply perform a toboggan off the roof of a house.

Tony's mom is really hardcore, so I gave her a paratrooper off my house.

paratrooper by Pinto April 30, 2004

paratrooper 

A wadded up clump of toilet paper, ampened, then placed length wise in the crack of the anus. If done after a long day of salsa shits or diarrhea, the user simply sleeps with the paratrooper in place. The anus will feel painless and clean the next morning.

"Oh my god, my ass has been dripping all day long. I gotta remember to throw in a paratrooper later tonight."

paratrooper by Joshua6666 April 21, 2006

paratrooper hooters 

A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an unopened parachute. If they look long and fleshy with many wrinkles/stretch marks and downward facing nipples, you are seeing some paratrooper hooters.

An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic parachutes. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly to the ground with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.

I walked in on my grandma changing her bra. She had paratrooper hooters. I thought army men were being deployed into her belly button.

paratrooper hooters by Kaznasty July 17, 2009

Ethiopian paratrooper

A turd, a firm stool.

I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.

Ethiopian paratrooper by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010

poohole paratrooper 

someone who takes it up the bumhole

charlie is a top poohole paratrooper.

poohole paratrooper by james gell February 16, 2007

mongolian paratrooper 

someone who has a habit of dropping by uninvited and unwanted.

man, greg is such a mongolian paratrooper

mongolian paratrooper by axeman7 October 14, 2008

Poop Chute Paratrooper

To be literally hanging by your teeth or most likely your braces on someones ass hair. Simply put, you've become a human dingleberry. Not a pleasant experience for either party. Similar to a paratrooper hanging by his parachute from a tree.

"Dude, your sure walk'n funny today."
"Yeah, bitch las nite hung herself on my butt hair by her braces... ripped a bunch out!"
"Damn, you're a vet now... you scored a full-fledged Poop Chute Paratrooper!"

Poop Chute Paratrooper by Cary n Jerry January 6, 2008