Sober as my nan

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

by GuyMercer June 2, 2011

Suck my nan

Suck my nan means suck my nan you retarded shit for searching this

Go suck my nan mate

Go suck my nan Harry

by Morganplays181 August 4, 2019

my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 14, 2020

Thanos is my Nan

Your Nan

Look! Thanos is my Nan!

by BtechWoahVicky May 16, 2019

my nans bin

the best thing created since jesus. a lovely tall bin owned by somebodys nan.

person: you look like a clapped crab
me: you look like my nans bin

by yeetmeatballs August 5, 2018

my nans big toe

An amazing crusty toe that likes to be cussed now and then . People would bring it up in a cuss battle

“Your lips are crusty like my nans big toe”

by Kermitdafroggy November 30, 2017

crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022