mummy

A toilet clogged with toilet paper

That toilet's plugged, someone left a mummy in there!

by Poopadynitz December 4, 2012

mummy

a marijuana cigarette

I was smoking a burrito sized mummy.

by Brak Atk May 16, 2003

mummy

BAAAAAH! i loooooove my cheese whiz!!
i no i waaaaant it!

Middle English mummie powdered parts of a mummified body used as a drug, from Middle French momie, from Medieval Latin mumia mummy, powdered mummy, from Arabic mumiyah bitumen, mummy, from Persian mum wax
Date: 1615
1 a : a body embalmed or treated for burial with preservatives in the manner of the ancient Egyptians b : a body unusually well preserved

by hobo powers August 24, 2003

Mummy

Mummy is always there for me. She never lets you down. She is there in your heart, even if you fall out. Mummy should never take the bad things you do to heart, you always do it because there’s something that hasn’t gone your way. We all love mummy, and she should never think otherwise.

I love mummy.

by #always 💕 love January 8, 2018

The Mummy

the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.

"my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her The Mummy, Bitch!"

by R to the izzo B to the 40 October 15, 2009

The Mummy

While getting an awful blowjob, you cum in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.

Dude last night Valeria was giving me a bad BJ so I gave her the mummy and it took her 5 minutes to find a towel.

by cumnizzelfoshizzle July 7, 2008

Mummy

This word word is written mummy and pronounced like that in places like the uk.SoThis person who loves you and care for you through your life supporting you through your troubles either growing up or problems you couldn't handle on your own thanks to them we have learnt many morals and lessons but sadly for some this isn't the reality for some people for other people their mothers may be abusive talk to them and act to them in ways that may be considered illegal to many but thanks to people who have balls big enough to get help with their depressing family life*if anybody is In this situation seek help because they may do something to you that changes your future as a human being.

Mummy when will we walk to school?

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 May 21, 2020