by Gwythaint January 6, 2003

by Blinkin March 17, 2005

by Justice Lou May 13, 2005

1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)
Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)
Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
by AboveThePain February 9, 2009

When you are completey exhausted and Moof is the only humanly audible thing you can blurt out of your mouth
moooooof!
by FoF September 16, 2003

by Niblit November 29, 2004
