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22.
an object (usually an ill-fitting sweater) that is ugly or awkward. a sweater that has too long arms or say an awkward looking person.
"That sweater makes her look like a total moof, take it off before I moof my moofy pants."
by sinderL June 07, 2009
 
23.
1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
by AboveThePain February 09, 2009
 
24.
The way to say "moth" in a baby voice.
oh my goodnesh, look at all the moofs ^_^
by crisscrossapplesauce July 11, 2008
 
25.
A person who is so dumb that they probably fuck farm animals to get action (i.e. MOO Fucker)
dude, that guy's such a fuckin' moof.
by 12 inches November 08, 2007
 
26.
refering to your or someone elses cock and balls.
"go suck a moof"

by timalory November 16, 2006
 
27.
A feeling of disappointment, tiredness or sadness

ie I'm so moofed that he cancelled our date.

OR

moof I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right now
ie I'm so moofull that he cancelled our date.

OR

moof I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right now
by PurpleTurtle May 22, 2006
 
28.
Another word for hot, kinky sex.
"Wow, hunny, that moof last night was incredibly exotic."
by Blinkin March 17, 2005