monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 7, 2003

monkey nuts

small insane simians; or those who are fanitical over them

"look mommy, monkey nuts!"

by malicious and kisses da klowns November 21, 2003

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.

by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

monkey nut

A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts

by HtownHardHead January 13, 2008

Monkey Nuts

Very large, hairy testicles.

Mike has huge monkey nuts.

by Sturcy June 13, 2006