microwave

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due to personal reasons i will be making microwave noises in the corner for the next 3-5 business days

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2020

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Get the microwavemug.

microwave

An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better

Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.

Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!

by Celestial_thesaurus June 4, 2021

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Get the microwavemug.

microwave

microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP

man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket

by i love maffins October 23, 2019

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