7 definitions by Superfledge
A geographical ward of Portsmouth (UK) where Stamshawvians can be found dealing with ‘random objects of the week’.
*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.
#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth
*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.
#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
A geographical ward of Portsmouth (UK) where Stamshawvians can be found dealing with ‘random objects of the week’.
*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.
#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth
*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.
#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
Having Bron-ism is when you really want to swear your arse off and you can’t, for fear of the wrath of God or other moral/social judgement so you leave gaps in your spoken sentences only to indicate a possible rude word by a frown, “hmmm” noise or moderate hand gesture of frustration.
It is exceptionally annoying for the friends of people with Bron-ism who simply want the person to let go and say “fuck”, “shit”, “twat” “cock womble” or other such profanity.
One may have permanent or temporary Bron-ism owing to cirsumstance. For example, when at work, when in the company or parents or elders or people of fragile disposition.
It is exceptionally annoying for the friends of people with Bron-ism who simply want the person to let go and say “fuck”, “shit”, “twat” “cock womble” or other such profanity.
One may have permanent or temporary Bron-ism owing to cirsumstance. For example, when at work, when in the company or parents or elders or people of fragile disposition.
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.
“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.
Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit
Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit
“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.
Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit
Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit
“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
Crabby McCrab Face is a relative of Boaty McBoat Face and Trainy McTrain Face and is generally found sat around not giving an actual fuck.
by Superfledge February 12, 2018