masterbation

getting off

jacking off

by henry chhum March 7, 2003

masterbation

its been quite a while since you got some
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself

until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully

Do you do masterbation?
No.
(thinks) of course you do

by Krkič July 2, 2019

masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 1, 2004